The following are the words to the two songs recorded by Barbara Feldon "Max" and "99", as well as the words to the "poem"
Max recites in 'One Nation, Invisible'. Both are what I could hear when I listened to them....so they may not be 100% correct.
"Max"
You know how much I want you
So why don't you relax
And come a little nearer
Don't be nervous, Max
I bought this brand new sweater
I wore my brand new slacks
I only want to please you
I won't bite you, Max
Give a girl a break
I'm doing all I can
How long you gonna tease me, Max
You're such a wicked man
You know whose lips I've longed for
Not Clyde's or Claude's or Jack's
Oh, you could make me happy
Roar a little, claw a little
You're my tiger
Max
So you think you see a pussy cat you'd like to pet
You start to come on strong to see how far you'll get
You feed that pussy cat that 'I'm a tiger' lie
You don't know that you're messin' with 99...99...
You brag about your motor boat and cadillacs
How you cheated 'bout a million on your income tax
It isn't til they slap you with a great big fine
There's music on the hi-fi, then she dims the lights
She fixes a Martini that is out of site
Your tongue begins to loosen 'cause you're all alone
But that ain't an olive, Buddy, that's a microphone
You're a foreign spy who wants to come in from the cold
And you've never been discovered you're so self controlled
But when they find your body floating down the Rhine
That's a lesson don't go messin' with 99...99...
You're the highest paid informer for a Balkin state
On your night off you invite her for a dinner date
But when she freshens up you'll end up unemployed
'Cause that ain't a lipstick, Buddy, that's a Polaroid
So listen tigers, this is what it's all about
A pussy cat will get you if you don't watch out
Though she may send shivers up and down you're spine
She is doin' her caressin' with a tinny Smith and Wesson
And that means that you've been messin' with 99...99...
